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This site is to let people read and write there own legal highs reviews such as legal bud, legal weed, and legal marijuana reviews. Most legal highs have been used for thousands of years, however, some can be dangerous, such as a lot of the new Spice & K2 type blends that have been coming out in recent years. But here you can do your own research by writing and reading unbiased reviews.

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Zombie Matter Acid Rain

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on January 23rd, 2012
Zombie Matter Acid Rain
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I thought it was just a gag gift from my sister for Christmas. I have not smoked for over 7 1/2 years and have not taken alcohol or pot for 15 1/2 years. Curiosity led me to try to smoke this relatively odorless herb, after hints it may be something to try.

The first hit was very harsh and hard on my lungs. The second hit I took with plenty of air and held it longer. That was enough smoke in these lungs. I got a little dizzy and thought it was from smoke inhalation. Sat down, looked up and saw purple hand writing on pages type hallucinations on the ceiling. I realized I was on a mild acid type trip. No paranoia or nervousness that drove me to drink with pot or acid. I was smiling but did not feel any special mood elevation. I could not remember what I was going to do that afternoon, and went to put on a CD but could not decide and decided to go out in the garage and try playing my Stratocaster.

My God! I couldn’t believe how well I could play. Added progressions, and notes came with ease. Faster, more accurate, and perfect timing on bends and trem work. I started with, appropriately, Are You Experienced, and nailed it. The hey Baby–the land of the New Rising Sun, to a song I made up 28 years ago, to Beck’s Band With No name, Sitting On Top of the World embellished Cream style and Ghost Riders in the Sky in a metallic acid extravaganza. I asked my wife if I really was playing better than normal, and she said honestly yes. I wasn’t BS’ing myself like on pot and booze in the past. No desire to drink, or smoke more, and was very glad I only took two tokes, about 1/20th of the little 1 gram bottle. Faded away after about 1 hour and 45 minutes with a flashback 22 hours later for a few minutes. Definitely similar to mild acid without the negative effects. A little like DMT weed from 1971. I took a lot of trips and smoked a lot of weed in the day. Played guitar for many years in the acid and rock/metal/blues style. It definitely enhances not only the sound, but playing ability. I have did once have a shamanic voyage with salvia extract, for the purpose of dealing effectively with grief, but could not play on it and could only take mellower music.

These legal herbs are something else. I suppose some might be milder or bunk or harmful. I had tried Hawaiian Baby Woodrose long ago for a mild trip, mescaline, peyote, mushrooms. The legal salvia and Zombie Matter are similar to mushrooms and mescaline respectively, but of much shorter duration and no negative side effects. Definitely do not drive or be in an insecure area. With salvia the Moody Blues were a real trip, although only 1/2 hour, with 1/2 hour smooth let down, while with the Ultra is was Hendrix style music. Both lent to a more relaxed state rather than exercise. Salvia gave me more romantic feeling toward my wife and made me a better person.

The FC Zombie Matter really helped get some good music playing in, and friendly conversation. I liked the Zombie Matter better because of the music. Google it, you will! l found them.

No Comments » Posted on January 23rd, 2012
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Rain Smoking Blend

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on December 13th, 2011
Rain Smoking Blend
Overall Rating3.53.53.53.53.5
Quality3.53.53.53.53.5
Price44444
High4.54.54.54.54.5

On Saturday, Oct. 22, I had my first sample of “spice”, or synthetic weed. I’m not familiar with the brand name, and all I can tell you is that it worked. In a way. It wasn’t the same high that I had experienced when smoking weed. Granted, I wasn’t very experience at the art of toking, so I can’t say whether this material was better or worse. But what I did Saturday isn’t the focus here. It’s just back story so you know how experienced I am with synthetics.

Tonight, Oct. 25/26, I purchased 4 grams of a product called “Rain”. I wasn’t expecting much, as my previous purchase of Spice 99 was a dud (no high what-so-ever). I drove to my friend’s house, tonight as his first time trying a synthetic blend, and I rolled a small joint. I’d say maybe two pinches, less than half a gram. We lit up in my car and I had the first toke.

In total, I had three hits, he had two. I lit a normal cigarette, already beginning to feel a slight body high. Two drags later my legs went numb. I raised the cigarette to my mouth and my hands went numb. Suddenly they looked like they were miles away, and every movement of my body was slow and weak. I looked at the clock. It was 9:00.

We started talking in hushed voices, laughing at the effects. I was far past the high that my last bowl of weed gave me. I was shooting towards the high I got the first time I’d ever smoked. I looked at the clock after what seemed like hours. 9:01.

Suddenly I was up, past the point of my first joint. I felt like I was someone else, like my body was a video game. I couldn’t feel pain. My cigarette hadn’t grown any smaller, despite what felt like hours of smoking. I distinctly remember rolling down the window so that my friend and I didn’t die of carbon dioxide poisoning (although I doubt we would have. Reaching for the pack of soda that I keep on my back seat was the hardest thing in my life. It felt like an Olympic task. I looked at the clock. 9:02.

At 9:05 we stepped out of the car, intending to walk. We made it to the trunk of my car and leaned back on it. We stayed there, talking about absolutely nothing, yet everything at the same time. After thirty minutes in the cold we sat down. By now I was freaking out, because I didn’t expect the high I had gotten. I was expecting something weak, barely above normal.

We were high for one hour. As quickly as it came on, it dropped off. This hour felt like days. I know most people have issues keeping track of time when they’re high, but this goes beyond anything I’ve ever felt before.

Sorry for the long review, but I wanted to give an adequate description of the effects. If you want something that will knock you off your feet for an hour, buy Rain. It comes in a black pack, usually for 4 grams, and it has the Seattle skyline on it. The name is in a dark green. But be warned: don’t purchase it if you’re looking for something fast and medium-powered. This isn’t something you can smoke and head to work on. Only use it if you’re looking for a mind-blowing night.

2 Comments » Posted on December 13th, 2011
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Green Malay Kratom

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on September 6th, 2011
Green Malay Kratom
Overall Rating3.333.333.333.333.33
Quality3.333.333.333.333.33
Price3.333.333.333.333.33
High3.333.333.333.333.33

I would like to put out a review on this smoking blend being offered by silver leaf. It is quite potent and really surprised me on how similar to pharmaceuticals this plant can really be. So I ordered an ounce of this Green Malay and it shipped and I received it early today. I will detail my experience as a timeline with effects and dosage so others may be interested.

0:00 – I weigh out a dosage of my baseline which is 5g. I place it into my coffee machine which I have designated for kratom exactly like I would if I was making coffee. I flick the switch and wait for it to beep. Once its ready I pour up the entire dose and sip it. I got about 4/5 of the weigh when I felt a huge surge.

1:00 – I feel the kratom seeping into my stomach. I prepare for the come up.

2:00 – The effects begin to engulf me, first with that typical buzz that energizes you significantly. Almost like vicodin but very steady. I begin to start doing lots of work.

5:00 – I feel very good. Euphoric. Tasks are not tasks anymore but rather things to do and I wanted to do things. I dose off into study/euphoria time. I notice that I did not get a nod until later in this experience.

30:00 – I feel completely numb, not in the sense of no feeling but an overall no ache no pain no nothing just feeling good. I finished my studying and began to photoshop some pictures and listen to music. The interesting thing I find about kratom is you don’t get itchy nose or nod until about 30-60 minutes into the experience.

45:00 – At this point I feel as if I have taken any other opiate that has low potential for abuse ex. codeine, hydrocodone, or tramadol. It is almost a blend of the three.
When I take tramadol I am very energetic, when I take hydrocodone I am also energetic but very euphoric, when I take codeine I am not so energetic but more thinking occurs and not as much euphoria as hydrocodone.

1 hour – I feel awesome. This kratom was definitely worth the shipping time and burnt out after about 3 more hours.

I like to compare my kratom reviews with other opiates because those medications have been thoroughly studied and we can assume that the more common this test drug is to the specified drug then we can understand if we would enjoy that drug or if it is beneficial.

3 Comments » Posted on September 6th, 2011
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LOL Incense

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on September 3rd, 2011
LOL Incense
Overall Rating55555
Quality55555
Price55555
High44444

I have been a habitual pot smoker. After recieving a stiff sentence on a very small marijuana charge (found resone inside of a jar) getting 6 months of probation prevented me from smoking weed, while i had tried spice before i never really gotten that high especially since the majority of k2/spice has been banned from Michigan i thought the ones remaining were pretty shitty. LOL incense was only $13 for 1.5 grams was recommended to me to be one of the best available and wasnt to bad over all. I had begun to smoke 2 or 3 ever 30 minutes and throughout each session i was pretty fucking high, limbs numbing, eyes blood red, mind numbed all aches and pains vanished. The only downside was it would last a very short period around 30-45 minutes untill the major effects worn off and u would be left in a dazed and fuzzy perception. I continued smoking about ever half hour all day long while going around town, getting the local hobos to buy us some booze and what not hardly able to coordinate our ways around a big strech of soft, cushy concrete which i ended sleeping upon. I never took such a nice nap especially around 5 pm, later waking at 11 pm seeing myself sorrounded by mysterious booze ridden bums around me drinking my shit. They acted like nothing was weird so i went along with it and just smoked 2 bowls to myself seeing how high i could get….. Than things really gotten weird, hobos laughing echoing faces melding into one unable to stand watching my skin get pailer by the minute, heart racing faster than the bee that was inside of brain, after 10 minutes i began feeling as though something was literally dripping out of my brain, such a strange sensation as though my brain was melting from the top down i ended up taking my bike home stumbling past angered patrons throughout the town yelling out dope and what not. As soon as the brush of cold air from my prestine air conditioner hit me i sobered up after 2 hours wandering and pondering around town it was! 2 am…. quite one day indeed. While in moderation this blend!

Lasts very short it is very intense and would recommend it to people who cant get the extremely good blends. overall 9/10

1 Comment » Posted on September 3rd, 2011
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Red & Black Magic

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on August 30th, 2011
Red & Black Magic
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A bit of a backstory first-I was a weed smoker for two years before deciding to try spice/”notpot”. Smoked a lot of dank, reggie, everything in between. Recently I had to quit due to drug testing, which is when I was introduced to spice. The first blend I tried was Super Kush, which is nothing like a weed high and instead feels very intense and rushed.

Recently, I picked up a blend called Red Magic. It was a gram for 10 dollars, not a bad deal. I packed a big one-hitter full, and smoked. After about 10 minutes, I was gone. I felt as high as I would on regular weed, with every bit replicated. Gives you terrible munchies though. But, I would say Red Magic is a good product. Feels like the real thing, lasts as long and there is little to no burn out either. I would rate it 8/10. The potency could have been higher, but as it is, it’s strong and will knock you on your ass if you don’t know what to expect.

No Comments » Posted on August 30th, 2011
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