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Rain Smoking Blend

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on December 13th, 2011
Rain Smoking Blend
Overall Rating2.672.672.672.672.67
Quality2.672.672.672.672.67
Price33333
High3.333.333.333.333.33

On Saturday, Oct. 22, I had my first sample of “spice”, or synthetic weed. I’m not familiar with the brand name, and all I can tell you is that it worked. In a way. It wasn’t the same high that I had experienced when smoking weed. Granted, I wasn’t very experience at the art of toking, so I can’t say whether this material was better or worse. But what I did Saturday isn’t the focus here. It’s just back story so you know how experienced I am with synthetics.

Tonight, Oct. 25/26, I purchased 4 grams of a product called “Rain”. I wasn’t expecting much, as my previous purchase of Spice 99 was a dud (no high what-so-ever). I drove to my friend’s house, tonight as his first time trying a synthetic blend, and I rolled a small joint. I’d say maybe two pinches, less than half a gram. We lit up in my car and I had the first toke.

In total, I had three hits, he had two. I lit a normal cigarette, already beginning to feel a slight body high. Two drags later my legs went numb. I raised the cigarette to my mouth and my hands went numb. Suddenly they looked like they were miles away, and every movement of my body was slow and weak. I looked at the clock. It was 9:00.

We started talking in hushed voices, laughing at the effects. I was far past the high that my last bowl of weed gave me. I was shooting towards the high I got the first time I’d ever smoked. I looked at the clock after what seemed like hours. 9:01.

Suddenly I was up, past the point of my first joint. I felt like I was someone else, like my body was a video game. I couldn’t feel pain. My cigarette hadn’t grown any smaller, despite what felt like hours of smoking. I distinctly remember rolling down the window so that my friend and I didn’t die of carbon dioxide poisoning (although I doubt we would have. Reaching for the pack of soda that I keep on my back seat was the hardest thing in my life. It felt like an Olympic task. I looked at the clock. 9:02.

At 9:05 we stepped out of the car, intending to walk. We made it to the trunk of my car and leaned back on it. We stayed there, talking about absolutely nothing, yet everything at the same time. After thirty minutes in the cold we sat down. By now I was freaking out, because I didn’t expect the high I had gotten. I was expecting something weak, barely above normal.

We were high for one hour. As quickly as it came on, it dropped off. This hour felt like days. I know most people have issues keeping track of time when they’re high, but this goes beyond anything I’ve ever felt before.

Sorry for the long review, but I wanted to give an adequate description of the effects. If you want something that will knock you off your feet for an hour, buy Rain. It comes in a black pack, usually for 4 grams, and it has the Seattle skyline on it. The name is in a dark green. But be warned: don’t purchase it if you’re looking for something fast and medium-powered. This isn’t something you can smoke and head to work on. Only use it if you’re looking for a mind-blowing night.

3 Comments » Posted on December 13th, 2011
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Green Malay Kratom

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on September 6th, 2011
Green Malay Kratom
Overall Rating3.333.333.333.333.33
Quality3.333.333.333.333.33
Price3.333.333.333.333.33
High3.333.333.333.333.33

I would like to put out a review on this smoking blend being offered by silver leaf. It is quite potent and really surprised me on how similar to pharmaceuticals this plant can really be. So I ordered an ounce of this Green Malay and it shipped and I received it early today. I will detail my experience as a timeline with effects and dosage so others may be interested.

0:00 – I weigh out a dosage of my baseline which is 5g. I place it into my coffee machine which I have designated for kratom exactly like I would if I was making coffee. I flick the switch and wait for it to beep. Once its ready I pour up the entire dose and sip it. I got about 4/5 of the weigh when I felt a huge surge.

1:00 – I feel the kratom seeping into my stomach. I prepare for the come up.

2:00 – The effects begin to engulf me, first with that typical buzz that energizes you significantly. Almost like vicodin but very steady. I begin to start doing lots of work.

5:00 – I feel very good. Euphoric. Tasks are not tasks anymore but rather things to do and I wanted to do things. I dose off into study/euphoria time. I notice that I did not get a nod until later in this experience.

30:00 – I feel completely numb, not in the sense of no feeling but an overall no ache no pain no nothing just feeling good. I finished my studying and began to photoshop some pictures and listen to music. The interesting thing I find about kratom is you don’t get itchy nose or nod until about 30-60 minutes into the experience.

45:00 – At this point I feel as if I have taken any other opiate that has low potential for abuse ex. codeine, hydrocodone, or tramadol. It is almost a blend of the three.
When I take tramadol I am very energetic, when I take hydrocodone I am also energetic but very euphoric, when I take codeine I am not so energetic but more thinking occurs and not as much euphoria as hydrocodone.

1 hour – I feel awesome. This kratom was definitely worth the shipping time and burnt out after about 3 more hours.

I like to compare my kratom reviews with other opiates because those medications have been thoroughly studied and we can assume that the more common this test drug is to the specified drug then we can understand if we would enjoy that drug or if it is beneficial.

3 Comments » Posted on September 6th, 2011
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LOL Incense

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on September 3rd, 2011
LOL Incense
Overall Rating55555
Quality55555
Price55555
High44444

I have been a habitual pot smoker. After recieving a stiff sentence on a very small marijuana charge (found resone inside of a jar) getting 6 months of probation prevented me from smoking weed, while i had tried spice before i never really gotten that high especially since the majority of k2/spice has been banned from Michigan i thought the ones remaining were pretty shitty. LOL incense was only $13 for 1.5 grams was recommended to me to be one of the best available and wasnt to bad over all. I had begun to smoke 2 or 3 ever 30 minutes and throughout each session i was pretty fucking high, limbs numbing, eyes blood red, mind numbed all aches and pains vanished. The only downside was it would last a very short period around 30-45 minutes untill the major effects worn off and u would be left in a dazed and fuzzy perception. I continued smoking about ever half hour all day long while going around town, getting the local hobos to buy us some booze and what not hardly able to coordinate our ways around a big strech of soft, cushy concrete which i ended sleeping upon. I never took such a nice nap especially around 5 pm, later waking at 11 pm seeing myself sorrounded by mysterious booze ridden bums around me drinking my shit. They acted like nothing was weird so i went along with it and just smoked 2 bowls to myself seeing how high i could get….. Than things really gotten weird, hobos laughing echoing faces melding into one unable to stand watching my skin get pailer by the minute, heart racing faster than the bee that was inside of brain, after 10 minutes i began feeling as though something was literally dripping out of my brain, such a strange sensation as though my brain was melting from the top down i ended up taking my bike home stumbling past angered patrons throughout the town yelling out dope and what not. As soon as the brush of cold air from my prestine air conditioner hit me i sobered up after 2 hours wandering and pondering around town it was! 2 am…. quite one day indeed. While in moderation this blend!

Lasts very short it is very intense and would recommend it to people who cant get the extremely good blends. overall 9/10

1 Comment » Posted on September 3rd, 2011
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Red & Black Magic

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on August 30th, 2011
Red & Black Magic
Overall RatingNo Ratings
QualityNo Ratings
PriceNo Ratings
HighNo Ratings

A bit of a backstory first-I was a weed smoker for two years before deciding to try spice/”notpot”. Smoked a lot of dank, reggie, everything in between. Recently I had to quit due to drug testing, which is when I was introduced to spice. The first blend I tried was Super Kush, which is nothing like a weed high and instead feels very intense and rushed.

Recently, I picked up a blend called Red Magic. It was a gram for 10 dollars, not a bad deal. I packed a big one-hitter full, and smoked. After about 10 minutes, I was gone. I felt as high as I would on regular weed, with every bit replicated. Gives you terrible munchies though. But, I would say Red Magic is a good product. Feels like the real thing, lasts as long and there is little to no burn out either. I would rate it 8/10. The potency could have been higher, but as it is, it’s strong and will knock you on your ass if you don’t know what to expect.

No Comments » Posted on August 30th, 2011
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Black Mamba Spice

Published by Ryan under Legal High Reviews Posted on August 28th, 2011
Black Mamba Spice
Overall Rating3.53.53.53.53.5
Quality2.52.52.52.52.5
Price2.52.52.52.52.5
High3.53.53.53.53.5

Yesterday hurricane Irene made landfall and brought with it much rain, wind, and annoyance…..Deciding to forgo my inner voice telling me to slow down, I decided to smoke roughly 4 grams of Black Mamba as quickly as possible on my rooftop, trying to beat the brunt of the storm and ride it out with a good buzz. Near the end of my session the wind became serious, and brought a painful stinging rain. I went downstairs bong in hand to take out my dogs, as an excuse to sit on the back porch and smoke. My rescue dog nugget, abused her entire life and traumatized into running in circles instead of straight lines was ecstatic to see me; showing her affection by doing 16 right and circles in a row. 11:24 we went outside, where Nugget had started to act a way I had never seen her act before. Instead of running playfully around our yard; she stood at the base of the porch stairs facing the wind and hurricane, silent and still; two traits she certainly does not show often. She looked a!
t me, eyes glowing in the dark wind and rain. Inside we went; nugget first, me stumbling high behind. I clumsily made my way up to my room, to embrace Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombie mode on my 60 inch LCD TV.

12:00am, My window still open from my previous session, now was furiously blowing my curtains inside my room; bringing with it much rain and wind..i shut the window, shutting off circulation in my room…my oscillating fan and my ceiling fan were now on full speed, chopping away at the air as I melted into my armchair in front of my tv. Soon, the chopping became louder and louder, the buzzing vibration of the fan reverberated and echoed in the back of my skull and crawled behind my eyes; buzzing and chopping and a low humming that seemed to drive me mad. I stumbled up, nearly falling into my floor fan attempting to turn it off before collapsing on my bed for a moment.

Time had warped around me, I had forgotten entirely about smoking and my head wrapped around dreaming….I had always been a lucid dreamer, and even without aid of herbal incense I occassionaly had trouble discerning waking life from dreamlife…….This was different however, it made me question whether or not my sober self was the dream and this the reality. My heart raced, my mouth dry, I quenched my parch lips with rasberry tea, which found its way through every crack and crevice in my teeth to deliver a cold stinging sensation to my entire head. Thoughts of my parents walking in and questioning my odd behavior raced through my mind…Whenever there is doubt as to whether or not they would disturb me, I default back to turning the power off on my tv and laying in bed; riding out the storm and the trip.

The storm picked up. The walls of my old old house creaked and cracked; the walls of my room seemed to be breathing. My window, shaking and vibrating in its track; pressed against the wind and rain. Phone check had alerted me that time was now 12:24, one hour into my trip….i texted my ex girlfriend a good safe night. Message sent at 12:14, and time had warped around me again. Feelings of deja vu swept over me, as I felt like I had experienced this exact event many times before. The blinding light of my 60 inch television illuminated my entire room with cartoons from my childhood. When in doubt, turn the power out. Clumsily, I crawled out of bed and turned the power on my tv off…again. My head was spinning, and voices in my head reassured me I need to snap back to reality. The voices became louder and louder the farther up my bed I crawled, until they seemed to come from my head in the direction that my wisdom owl and protective dragon statues began to talk to me. I neede!
d to snap back to reality.

I woke up, high and dry; quenching both of my needs with rasberry tea….now with ice melted and watered down; time check 12:24 and the TV was still on, playing an episode of Tom and Jerry…blindly I felt up the side of my television, feeling for the power button which ever seemed to escape me. To my left stands a wavy mirror, which I glanced at myself in….An old friend once told me, never stare at yourself in a mirror….but my reflection seemed to stare back at me with eyes too dark to see. My jaw muscles tightened and my reflection let out a slight smirk.
I collapsed back onto my queen sized inflatable mattress, slightly deflated from poor room temperature circulation. My bed, covered by many many pillows of different sizes, textures, fluffyness and comfortableness proved troublesome…..Tossing and turning I tried to find the perfect pillow to make me fall asleep. The white one was too hot and fluffy. The brown one too uncomfortably hard. The red maryland pillow, inched its way up my body to provide warmth and fluffyness to me. The other pillows seemed jealous, and in my tossing and turning numerous pillows found their way on top of me. The big red maryland pillow still on top of me seemed to provide a reprise from the uncomfortable feelings the other pillows brought me; and in my tossing and turning the red pillow seemed to fight the other stuffed demons off of me.

6:00am and I crawl dizzily out of bed. Television and ceiling fan not working assured me the hurricane had claimed our power as one of its victims. Tea lights emanated from deep within my collection of salt rock lamps, presenting with an eerie glow that escaped my memory completely. I could not recollectt he last 5 hours of my trip; thoughts question as to how much had been played out in reality, and what had my mind conjured up. Lips cracked I sought to aide them with warm and watery rasberry tea…my cat sits silently on my floor, staring at me with glowing eyes in my dark sheltered room…..

All in all, Black Mamba took me out to the edge and pushed me off, shortly before offering me long rope to climb myself out of…recommended for any level smoker who wishes to see where their mind will take them.

2 Comments » Posted on August 28th, 2011
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