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Green Malay Kratom

Published by Ryan under High Reviews, Synthetic Cannabis Posted on September 6th, 2011
Green Malay Kratom
Overall Rating3.333.333.333.333.33
Quality3.333.333.333.333.33
Price3.333.333.333.333.33
High3.333.333.333.333.33

I would like to put out a review on this smoking blend being offered by silver leaf. It is quite potent and really surprised me on how similar to pharmaceuticals this plant can really be. So I ordered an ounce of this Green Malay and it shipped and I received it early today. I will detail my experience as a timeline with effects and dosage so others may be interested.

0:00 – I weigh out a dosage of my baseline which is 5g. I place it into my coffee machine which I have designated for kratom exactly like I would if I was making coffee. I flick the switch and wait for it to beep. Once its ready I pour up the entire dose and sip it. I got about 4/5 of the weigh when I felt a huge surge.

1:00 – I feel the kratom seeping into my stomach. I prepare for the come up.

2:00 – The effects begin to engulf me, first with that typical buzz that energizes you significantly. Almost like vicodin but very steady. I begin to start doing lots of work.

5:00 – I feel very good. Euphoric. Tasks are not tasks anymore but rather things to do and I wanted to do things. I dose off into study/euphoria time. I notice that I did not get a nod until later in this experience.

30:00 – I feel completely numb, not in the sense of no feeling but an overall no ache no pain no nothing just feeling good. I finished my studying and began to photoshop some pictures and listen to music. The interesting thing I find about kratom is you don’t get itchy nose or nod until about 30-60 minutes into the experience.

45:00 – At this point I feel as if I have taken any other opiate that has low potential for abuse ex. codeine, hydrocodone, or tramadol. It is almost a blend of the three.
When I take tramadol I am very energetic, when I take hydrocodone I am also energetic but very euphoric, when I take codeine I am not so energetic but more thinking occurs and not as much euphoria as hydrocodone.

1 hour – I feel awesome. This kratom was definitely worth the shipping time and burnt out after about 3 more hours.

I like to compare my kratom reviews with other opiates because those medications have been thoroughly studied and we can assume that the more common this test drug is to the specified drug then we can understand if we would enjoy that drug or if it is beneficial.

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3 Customer Reviews of “Green Malay Kratom”

Review by Dacey, September 28, 2011

Overall Rating 55555
Quality 44444
Price 55555
High 55555

Kratom is available in various forms like kratom extracts,kratom capsuless,powder etc.Rhe effects of kratom vary depending on the dose. in low doses, kratom has stimulating effects; in high doses, it produces euphoria and sedation. These effects kick in within minutes after use and typically last two to five hours.

Review by Dacey, November 12, 2011

Overall Rating 44444
Quality 55555
Price 44444
High 44444

Kratom available in various form and can be ingested in different forms like it can be taken as tea,capsules or any other kind of extract like powder etc

Review by Smartman, December 6, 2011

Overall Rating 11111
Quality 11111
Price 11111
High 11111

Smoking is for retarded fools. Pop up some pills and shut up.

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